All you dogs out there we need to talk. I propose we undertake a serious mission to rid the world of all vacuum cleaners —-one vacuum at a time. They hurt our ears, they remove our scents from the carpet, and they are just evil with a light on the front and the roller thing that sucks up any and all toys in its path. This past weekend Mommy and Daddy rented a carpet cleaner to as mom is telling people to clean up a year’s worth of my housetraining accidents and to make the carpet look nice again. But before they could start they had to vacuum the house top to bottom and then this cleaner thing is just as loud. They worked on that carpet for three whole days and I didn’t get walks, and had to spend a lot of time in my crate because they were so busy. I did get out once and oh boy did I try to tell the vacuum to get lost. Here is a few photos from my encounter
I also have a video you can clearly see how I told the vacuum to get out of my house now!